Personal Metaphores

1. If I were an animal, I would be a hyena because it isn't hard to get me laughing.
2. If I were a car, I would be a limousine because I like to party.
3. If I were an article of clothing, I would be sweat pants because I like to be comfy.
4. If I were a day of the week, I would be Sunday because its a lazy day and I can be lazy quite often.
5. If I were a food, I would be chocolate because I'm irresistible.
6. If I were a color, I'd be brown because that's my name.
7. If I were a movie, I'd be Iron Man 3 because I'm action packed and hilarious at the same time.
8. If I were a fragrance, I'd be old spice because that's the deodorant I wear.
9. If I were a building, I'd be a a skyscraper because I'm tall.
10.  If I were a plant, I'd be a tomato because I'm indecisive like a tomato can be a fruit or a vegetable.
11. If I were an instrument, I'd be a piano because I can play the piano.
12. If I were a geometric shape, I'd be hexagon because they are very down-to-earth, but always high spirited. I like tradition and hate change. I'm happy and content where I am and those around me love me most because I keep them optimistic and keep their feet on the ground.
13. If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a sectional because I always have abunch of people over and i need one.
14. If I were a song, I'd be "Get Low" -Lil John because its my jam.
15. If I were a piece of machinary, I'd be a TV because I can be amusing.
16. If I were a television character, I'd be Rob Dyrdek because im energetic, random, and always doing something crazy/hilarious like he does.
17. If I were a season of the year, I'd be Summer because its the most fun like me.
18. If I were a natural phenomenon, I'd be lightning because im quick and can arrive at any moment.
19. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Patrick The Star because I can be dumb and randomn but still make you laugh.
20. If I were a word, I'd be "Honest" because I cant lie and never get away with it.